Here's information on the fantastic, amazing people...okay, just the morons...who write for this site. E-mail them directly, to make sure your abuse gets to the right person!

Joe is full of burgers! Joe is MADE OUT OF burgers! You could take a bite of him and it would be delicious! You would say "A burger perhaps?" But, no, it is Joe!! Joe of Burgers! So tasty these burgers, you cannot believe! Motherfucker, you can't! Joe does the the One Panel, the Magic Donkey, the Powerpuff thingy and I dunno what else! He's sure cool! You want sexy pictures?! An e-mail away!
E-mail: joe@listentome.net

Growing up on a carnival site didn't affect Gringo. He enjoys dressing up as Shakes the Clown and entertaining passers-by. Even when they don't ask him to. A pacifist at heart, his only violent outburst was beating a monkey to death with a banana peel. That stupid, stupid monkey. Send links, praise and money his way. Gringo also enjoys writing in the third person.
E-mail: gringo@listentome.net

Resident "web-engineer", Ross enjoys traipsing through flower-covered fields and drawing pictures of dead cats. Responsible for the travesties that are the Gringo animations, he now harbors a deep sense of self-loathing. Like Joe, Ross despises Gringo and is secretly plotting to violently put an end to his tyrannical grip on the bouncy ball industry (egg his house). Gringo may like money, but all Ross needs is a little bit of love (booze).
E-mail: ross@listentome.net

Jeff joined LTM after hearing about the amazing benefits and flexible hours, both of which turned out to be a horrible lie. With a head full of useless video game knowledge and a short attention span, Jeff is almost impossible to have a conversation with unless a shiny object is waved in front of him. He occasionally writes a review and is the person responsible for the god-awful evil that is UnFunny. Send him your hate!
E-mail: mcscurvy@yahoo.com

Yes, Lauren is a guy! And he is comin' to ya live, straight out of da projects of Wyoming! Unlike Joe and Ross, he loves Gringo. But the insane hatred between Joe and Lauren started back in 1968 when Joe beat Lauren in a drag race for the love of a woman. No, wait, that was the dastardly John Travolta. Lauren devotes his time to unlocking the secrets of the Universe and hopes for Oneness.
E-mail: metaclearspirit@yahoo.com

Darth Phenom
A busy life of non-stop C-list celebrity parties, drunken rages, porn movies and the occasional beating (both giving them and taking them) means that Darth is this site's least frequent contributor. But on the upside, he's never made an internet comic. If Spurt and Gringo are anything to go by, that's definitely a positive factor. Send him whatever you want to. Except money. That's for Gringo.
E-mail: darth@listentome.net


Hey, idiots. This is Ross. So you want to post on the LTM boards - but our wit and humor intimidates you? Don't feel there's enough "lol" and "rofl"ing? Then come to LTM chat! Where you can talk to us geniuses in REAL TIME!

We use a contraption called IRC, I imagine most of you have heard of it. If you're not a moron, here are the things you need to know:

Server: irc.coldfront.net
Channel: #ltm

If you are a moron, then you should feel bad for making me write this shit. Shame. Anyway, go here and download the latest version of mIRC (if you're on Windows, of course. If not, then go tell some of your friends how great you are because I don't care).

When you open it (after installing mIRC, genius), you'll get a little window with some server information and a 'connect' button. Enter your name and nick, then hit OK on that shit (not 'connect to IRC server').

In the 'status' window, type /server irc.coldfront.net and watch the magic happen. When it finishes connecting, you'll get a channel popup. Take off the check on the little box on the bottom (pop-up on connect or whatever), and hit OK.

Lastly, type /join #ltm - and that's it, Bobby.

Note that when you come in there may not be anyone talking, because we all have 'lives' to an extent (lolololoroflflfsmop). Idle for a while and maybe someone will.

This website is © 2001-2008 Listen To Me. All pictures, sounds and other stuff which doesn't belong to us is © its respective owner(s). Everything else is a free-for-all. Steal anything we created (as if you'd ever want to) and we'll...well, we probably won't be motivated to do anything. But you never know. And yes, that is Colonel Sanders throwing a punch at this copyright notice. SMACK