Guitar Hero 1 & 2
Review By: Jeff

I thought I'd try something different so here's a review set to the song "Fat Bottomed Girls" by Queen.

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Oh I'm gonna take you home tonight
Oh switchin' on that red power light
Oh we're gonna let it all hang out
Guitar Hero
You make the rockin' world go round

Hey
I was just your average guy
Lookin' for something to buy
But I knew rhythm games just weren't my cup of tea
While they're popular in China
They required a Vagina
But Harmonix made a believer out of me
Hey hey!
Wooh

Once I began to play the game
Not a damn thing was the same
To be honest I've got nothin' bad to say, hey
The song selection was quite nice
The controls were tight and precise
Just the thing you need to kill a lot of time

C'mon
Oh your going home with me tonight
Oh flippin' on that red power light
Oh and I'm getting all you've got
Guitar Hero you make the rockin' world go round
Guitar Hero you make the rockin' world go round

Hey listen
There's a lot here to unlock
Which will eat away the clock
Even a second person can join in and play (I tell you)
And the difficulty you select
Will help keep that ego in check
It's the perfect ending to a shitty day

Now get this
Oh (I know) I'm gonna take you home tonight (TROGDOR!)
Oh turnin' on that red power light
Oh we're gonna let it all hang out
Guitar Hero you make the rockin' world go round
Guitar Hero you make the rockin' world go round

Get on your bikes and ride
Ooh yeah oh yeah that Guitar Hero
Guitar Hero
Yeah yeah yeah
Alright, play it, c'mon
Guitar Hero - yes yes

In short, it's a pretty fun couple of games.


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