The Best XXX On The Net
Pan-on-pan, homo-dough, steaming syrup...anything goes! You are just one click away from the land of your dreams. Non-stop hardcore pancake action, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 4 weeks on average a month, 12 months a year! For just a one-off payment of $15.99, you could be experiencing all the piping hot action you can stand! Take a look at some of what our site has to offer...once you've checked out this free preview we're sure that you'll want to join. And after you've signed up - that's it!!! No more payments! No more forms! Just image after image of hardcore action!
Hot Oral Action
Look at special in-house porn star Bobby Blowhard getting a face full! He can't get enough of these beauties! Experience the sights, the smells, the sounds - all for yourself! We've caught Bobby in action, from coast to coast, tantalising lucky pancakes of all shapes and sizes. Breakfast, snacks, blueberry-filled, topped with ice cream...there's nothing he won't put his mouth to! And if that's not enough, we're even offering a special, members-only behind the scenes section featuring Bobby in action on and off the set of his new hardcore movie, They Cooked With Their Pants Down.
Stunning Group Orgies!
One of our most popular series, these are amongst the most orgasmic orgies available. See three-way pancake action or five pancakes from different backgrounds brought together by one need...sex! Male chefs get down and dirty with the products of their hot, hot pans, whilst naughty female cooks show it takes at least two - or three, or four - helpings to make a girl feel good. Morning, noon and night it's pants down, temperatures up as more pancakes than you could ever believe get it on together, spread across the table and just waiting for you to join in!
Close-Up Syrup Shots
Can't get enough of spraying all over your pancakes? Check out our prime selection of the hottest, stickiest syrup action shots you're ever going to find! Featured in glorious colour to bring you the full effect of splashing the good stuff all over eager pancakes. They want it, you want to give it - so come and get it! If you join in the next seven days, you can take us up on a special offer: a $10 discount on one of our raunchiest videos, Sticky Buns - two hours of extreme close-up syrup shooting with a chef's choice cast including Dirty Dean and Dick Dangerous and directed by porn legend Isaac Hunt.
Kinky Porn Cartoons
We've got underpaid foreign workers trapped inside a sweatshop somewhere north of Arizona cranking out the latest in our long line of exciting, erotic pancake cartoons. Fiction can be more tantalising than fact, as these 2D treats show, bursting with images to make you want to break out the flour and get your hands dirty! Scenes we just can't film in real life are brought into reality at the hand of our talented, horny cartoonists. Flipping pancakes, explicit dough-on-plate action, even the most graphic uses of cutlery imaginable - it's all here, in printable, laminate-suitable format for you to enjoy again and again!
Our naughtiest collection of photos and videos is kept in a secret section available only to subscribers of our Golden Syrup account! This insanely hot, ultra-XXX vault features the youngest, just-legal pancakes on the 'net! Fresh out of the packaging and straight onto the grill, these virgin treats are just waiting to be cooked over a spit roast, burnt both ways or just taken raw! Whatever takes your pick - you have complete control over your fantasies! Please note: Regular Syrup users can upgrade to make their breakfasts go with a bang for a one-off fee of just $25.99!
Pancake Loving Animals
We know you fetishists out there like a treat, and boy do we have one in store! For those who need excitement that regular people just can't deliver, check out our brand spanking new feature - animals with pancakes! Check out that rabbit; he wants a dough-boy to burrow his hole sometime soon! There's nothing we won't show you; our cameras catch every angle, every ingredient...so you can focus on the pleasure! There really is something for everyone and every fantasy here at the International House Of Pancake Porn...it's time you got your fill!
Burn Mine Bad, Bitch! Let Me Join!