Sneaky hint: LTM = Listen To Me. Second hint: these comics are no good! What follows are comics that are either (a) one-off, never to be repeated or (b) not worth their own section. Fun!


This is a comic dedicated to two icons once used excessively by various people on our forum. The red-faced one is called Shockface because he looks, well, shocked. The other is called Rolleyes for the simple fact that - can you guess? - he looks like he's rolling his eyes. Yes, I know it's not funny. Shut up! Why dedicate a comic to them? Because!

#1 -- Something Shocking

#2 -- Flash!


Hello, this is Joe. Phenom is a man who writes for our site. I do not care for him much. This is a story I wrote about him. It took me like five minutes to do. Jeff drew the pictures and for this I thank him.

Something of a prequel, the story explains in detail how Phenom ended up in his current state as is told in the No Phenoms Club anthem, the lyrics of which are as follows:

MY NAME IS PHENOM. I LIVE IN A BOX. I LIVE IN A BOX FULL OF POO. ONE DAY SOMEONE TRIED TO TURN OVER THE BOX, I SAID "YOU'D BETTER NOT DO IT! IT'S POO!!!"

Enjoy the story!!!


Joe sent me this comic about what a night drinking with him is like. I uploaded it to this website. What more do you want? STEP-BY-STEP DETAIL OF MY LIFE?

See for yourself!!


Another comic Joe created on a whim. A WHIM, I TELL YOU.

Also me!


JOSEPH SPEAKS! I have made a comic that is drawn like a One Panel Comic but it is more than one panel so that just makes it an LTM Comic! It is titled Slutattack! Here you are!

Slutattack!


I dredged this up from my hard drive. It was a long, hard slog, so I hope you really flippin' appreciate it.

The Continuing Story of Joe and His Imaginary Friend


In the immortal words (until the Internet explodes in 2048) of Jeff, the artist: It's comics with ghosts in them but they're all acting like people and shit.

Ghost Comics


Darth-Phenom has a very important message to relate about 9/11. You figure it out, stupid.

911 Remember!


This website is © 2001-2008 Listen To Me. All pictures, sounds and other stuff which doesn't belong to us is © its respective owner(s). Everything else is a free-for-all. Steal anything we created (as if you'd ever want to) and we'll...well, we probably won't be motivated to do anything. But you never know. And yes, that is Colonel Sanders throwing a punch at this copyright notice. SMACK