Death at a Funeral

The day the laughter died.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Gringo's Opinion

Fridges. Why'd it have to be fridges?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Joe's Opinion

Complaining was my treasure. My treasure was complaining.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Jeff's Opinion

You've just been LABEOUFED!!!!

The Darjeeling Limited

In which a white kid with money complains about a movie by another white kid with money.

Stupid UK Movie Ads

There's a 99.9999% chance you're boring me.

Juno - Second Opinion

A college-length essay about the endearing tale of a pregnant shitheel.

Definitely Finally Yet Even More Life After Walt

Our long national nightmare is over.

Rambo

Shit happens.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Nice one, Timmy.

2 Days in Paris

I'm as amazed as you that I reference drugs so sparingly.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets

I couldn't think of a treasure-related joke to go here. Alas.

Juno

If she had an abortion, the movie would mercifully be much shorter.

The Haunted Mansion

Eddie Murphy in a semi-non-suck movie? Scary!