Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Review By: Joe

'SPLOSIONS 2: This Time It's 'Splosional
A Michael Bay Film

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FADE IN:

EXT. A PLACE

This is the place we saw in the last movie except this time th

'SPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXT. HOT GIRL

EXTREME CLOSE-UP OF HOT GIRL'S BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 HOT GIRL
                       You guys! This is trouble!!
                       A 'splosion is

ECU HOT GIRL'S ASS!!!!!!!!!

                                 HOT GIRL
                       taking over

ECU HOT GIRL'S MIDRIFF!!!!!!!

                                 HOT GIRL
                       the

NEVERMIND GO BACK TO THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                                 HOT GIRL
                       city!

                                 MICHAEL BAY
                       I humbly submit to my new
                       lord and master, the 'SPLOSION,
                       without a second thought.

ECU of our fourth hero (after Hot Girl'S LEFT BREAST, ASS, and RIGHT BREAST), FREDDY MCCOOLSAUCE, sharing the frame with our third hero.

                                 FREDDY
                       Listen, I want to discuss
                       my contract. I don't appreciate
                       being upstaged by a pair of

'SPLOSION, MOTHAFUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flying out of the 'splosion comes our old pal, Step 'n' Fetchit BLACK FRIEND.

                                 BLACK FRIEND
                       AWWW, SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                       EEEEEEEEEEEEETS!!!!!!!!

Black Friend lands comfortably on the downy pillows of Hot Girl's Breasts.

                                 BLACK FRIEND
                       GRA-MAMMA! I ain't seen
                       watahmelons dis juicy since
                       mah family reunion!!!

EXT. MAGICAL CGI BREAST LAND CREATED BY CUTTING AND PASTING HOT GIRL'S ASSETS MULTIPLE TIMES AND ADDING UNNATURAL PHYSICS.

Freddy appears amidst the glorious breast forest because we already put him on the poster so I guess he still has to be in the movie.

                                 FREDDY
                       Black Friend, don't do
                       this to yourself. It's
                       degrading. The African
                       -American people are a
                       proud and

'SPLOSION MADE OUT OF BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EXT. WHATEVER

Slow-mo shot of Hot Girl's Breasts bouncing as whipped cream monsters paw at them incessantly.

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TITLE CARD: 37 'SPLOSIONS LATER

INT. WELFARE OFFICE

                                 BLACK FRIEND
                       Dis some Kool-Aid dat ain't
                       gon go down easy!!!

                                 BLACK FRIEND'S RIVAL
                       I'ma put my foot so far up yo
                       ass you gonna get the itis!!

                                 BLACK FRIEND
                       Soon's Ah cash dis check
                       I'ma go next 'do and buy me
                       40 oz. worth of courage and
                       beat yo black ass down!!!

                                 BLACK FRIEND'S RIVAL
                       Pick up some grape drink too.
                       I got vodka we can mix it wit.

                                 BLACK FRIEND
                       No doubt!

                                 FREDDY
                       Oh, what horrors we have wrought.

SHUT UP, CAN'T YOU SEE THE 'SPLOSION'S TALKING!????!!!!??!!!

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ECU TWO DOGS HUMPING!!!!!!

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EXT. ABOVE-GROUND BASE

                                 SUPERHACKER
                       I NEED SOME METAL WIRE AND
                       SOME CAT HAIR TO REVERSE
                       THIS POLARITY!!!!!

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EXT. 'SPLOSION-LAND: WHERE THE 'SPLOSION IS KING

Black Friend chucks spear into heart of 'splosion while Hot Girl jumps up and down nearby.

EXT. PICTURESQUE MOUNTAINTOP 2 - TOP HARDER

ALTERNATE ECUs OF HOT GIRL'S CLEAVAGE AND ASS CLEAVAGE AS FREDDY SPEAKS.

                                 FREDDY
                       Do I have to? Okay, fine.
                       I guess we all learned that
                       humans and 'splosions can live
                       in harmo

WHO ELSE BUT 'SPLOSION?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CREDITS SERIES OF THINGS 'SPLODIN'.

                                                    FADE TO 'SPLOSION.


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