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Snakes on a Plane - Second Opinion
Jeff's review has a cool Nintendo picture and it's a bunch shorter than mine (Joe)! Mine's still got boobs though! So there!

Snakes on a Plane
A motherfuckin' review for the motherfuckin' ladies.

Bully (the movie and also the book too)
Larry Clark + Bijou Phillips = *SUGGESTIVE WHISTLING*

Monster House
If your kid's balls haven't dropped yet, this oughta do the trick.

A Scanner Darkly
A photocopier brightly.

Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
This is what the GAME goes through!!!

Silent Hill
Huh...? Movie. What's going on with that movie?

The Inside Man
This is not any sort of plundering of a financial institution!

Kids
Everyone has AIDS!

Rent
Piss on my stoop.

Alien Vs. Predator
Includes multiple variations of the word "gay."

March of the Penguins
You'd think you could get through a review of this particular movie without discussons of pooping and peeing on someone's face coming up, but you'd be dead wrong.

Garden State
Smells like indie.

The Producers
Whatever.

Bloodrayne
There's two good things about this movie. HAW!

                                                                                                                                             


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