Mamma Mia!
Here I go again.

Death at a Funeral
The day the laughter died.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Gringo's Opinion
Fridges. Why'd it have to be fridges?

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Joe's Opinion
Complaining was my treasure. My treasure was complaining.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Jeff's Opinion
You've just been LABEOUFED!!!!

The Darjeeling Limited
In which a white kid with money complains about a movie by another white kid with money.

Stupid UK Movie Ads
There's a 99.9999% chance you're boring me.

Juno - Second Opinion
A college-length essay about the endearing tale of a pregnant shitheel.

Definitely Finally Yet Even More Life After Walt
Our long national nightmare is over.

Shit happens.

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
Nice one, Timmy.

2 Days in Paris
I'm as amazed as you that I reference drugs so sparingly.

National Treasure: Book of Secrets
I couldn't think of a treasure-related joke to go here. Alas.

If she had an abortion, the movie would mercifully be much shorter.

The Haunted Mansion
Eddie Murphy in a semi-non-suck movie? Scary!

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