Licence To Kill

I'm British, so that's why licence is spelt correctly.

Police Academy

Every damn movie reviewed.

It's A Wonderful Life

Maybe where you shop.

A Christmas Story

Be sure to drink your ovaltine.

Out Cold

Oh, yes, I really saw this, right, yes, right…

K-PAX

Meet a friendly alien. Who might be human. Confusion!

Puppet Master III: Toulon's Revenge

In which the puppets go on a killing spree. Again.

Anywhere But Here

It's exactly where I want to be.

The Contender

I'll resist the urge to make a poor Marlon Brando-related joke.

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

They called the dog Indiana.

Crocodile Dundee I & II

Don't forget to buy some anal floss.

Goldy III

Whatever happened to the first two?

Wild Wild West

"It's a whole new West."

Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

I was gonna write this review, but then I got high.

The Exorcist

In a word: bad.