2010 Oct 19
While I was halfway through writing that last Weezer review they finished another album so here's a review of that now.
2010 Aug 20
Here's a review of the most recent album Weezer pretended to make, Raditude. Apparently Rainn Wilson came up with the title, which is all the unendorsement I need.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs: It's Blitz!
2009 Feb 25
Here's a rather advance review of the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album, It's Blitz! because it got leaked and I downloaded it. See how on the cusp of things we are? Damn right. We'll cusp all over your faces and not even apologize for it. That's how cusped up we are. Cusp you later, chusps.
Quantum Leap: The Alphabet Song Rap
2008 Dec 24
Gringo here! Given that Christmas Day is just a few hours away, I'm going to let you open your present early. Okay, it's a present for just one reader, but it's exactly what they asked for: the lyrics to the Quantum Leap Alphabet Song Rap. Happy holidays!
Weezer: The Red Album
2008 Dec 15
Hey! Thanks for your patience and by you I mean nobody. So how am I rewarding nobody? With an overly long, somewhat belated review of Weezer's Red Album. Don't get used to this updating nonsense. I'm no big fan of it.
Mindless Self Indulgence: If
2008 Apr 24
According to the Encyclopedia Dramatica, one of the ways to never get a girlfriend is by having a deep respect for the band Mindless Self Indulgence. This explains a lot! Here's a review of their new album, If, which, yes, I have a deep respect for. Ah, it is to weep!
2008 Jan 28
I'll start the week as I mean to go on, by putting minimal effort into things. Hence, another short Lazy LTM review for you. On this most special of Mondays, discover the joy of British band The Pipettes.
2008 Jan 26
Here's something for the weekend: a review of the Broadway musical Mamma Mia! full of all kinds of joy. Oh, and they're making a movie version featuring a singing Pierce Brosnan. Yeah.
The Worst Christmas Songs Ever
2007 Dec 24
I lied to you. That's right! During the Christmas season! Colllld as ice!!! This is another thing by me, although it's actually new. It's a list of the worst Christmas songs ever. I am the first person in the universe to do this. Jeff's article goes up Xmas day-ish then. Good, glad that's settled.
Mika: Life in Cartoon Motion
2007 Dec 13
Here's a review of the first album from some British singer named Mika. Sadly for you children, it's a fairly glowing review. But don't worry, I have a really obnoxious TV show article coming up this weekend. Kisses! :-*
Bearsuit - OH:IO
2007 Dec 04
Remember when I used to write reviews? No, of course you don't. The cocaine has destroyed everything except the "need more cocaine" part of your brain. Anyway, here's a review of the newish album by Bearsuit (a stunning band), OH:IO.
Palomar - All Things, Forests
2007 Apr 19
I wrote a review of an album by a band you may have not even heard of. The band is Palomar. They make sweet earlove to you with their rock music. Check them out and stop telling me I never expose you to anything nice. Remember the Little Miss Prepubescent Pageant? You loved doing that.
High School Musical
2006 Nov 27
Gringo wrote a review of the soundtrack to a Disney Channel movie. Yes, I'm worried about him too.
The Rapture - Pieces of the People We Love
2006 Oct 09
I'm not even gonna pretend like I understand why this review was done in a timely fashion. Just don't get used to it, hear? Anyhoo, it's a review I did of The Rapture's relatively new album that has a longer title than fits in this space. Well, at least it does now on account of these last two sentences.
Yeah Yeah Yeahs: Show Your Bones
2006 Apr 07
Yes I KNOW I've been hogging the webspace, hork hork hork!, but I had a number of semi-timely reviews I wanted to get out on here. I'll put something by someone else up next update, but it's important that we live up to our pledge of sporadically churning out week-late reviews. Yeah.
2006 Mar 11
Gringo done for yous a review of the musicality known as Hairspray. A press release for Gringo would most prominently feature the words "saucy" and "refined." I just decided this right now.
Mindless Self Indulgence: You'll Rebel to Anything
2005 Dec 30
I wanted to review Mindless Self Indulgence's new ("new" meaning "came out several months ago") album for awhile now because...goodness, I guess I don't really have a reason. I should really think these things through first. Next update is gonna be a Best and Worst of 2005 thing. Yay?
The Only Good Christmas Songs
2005 Dec 22
Gringo was supposed to write a review of White Christmas for me but he didn't so I had to whip up this thing about the only good Christmas songs in the world that exist (there are five!). That's right, I HAD to. For YOU. Merry fucking Christmas, you ungrateful shits! Just kidding, you know I love.
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