July 31st, 2004
Like the Stay Puft marshmallow man, in comes a new UnFunny comic to stomp through the streets of stupid updates with the feet of comedy justice. Or something like that.

July 29th, 2004
Guest review time! Don't worry, it's not another week of contributions. This is a one-off by Weasel, who has turned his attention to the video game Prince Of Persia.

July 28th, 2004
Today's update is sprinkled with little bits of tasty patriotic yum-yum, because Jeff has created a special tribute for the American troops facing tough times abroad, fighting for a President who never served in a single conflict.

July 27th, 2004
Another Gringo For President campaign site update, this time with a dandy new video. Notice how I've updated two days in a row? More frequent updating magic to come in the days ahead! Maybe!

July 26th, 2004
No updates since the 21st because I was away. I'M ALLOWED A LIFE, YOU FAT BITCHES! More fun from Joe today, with a review of the video game Syberia 2. I don't think he liked it very much.

July 21st, 2004
Look how super up-to-date this website is! A review of Catwoman! Yes! And lots of exclamation marks in the update announcing the review! Life doesn't get better than this! No, really, it doesn't.

July 18th, 2004
Another One Panel Comic arrives to beat you about the face with the MS Paint fist of creativity, leaving you with a bruise of inspiration and some other convoluted things I can't be bothered to continue typing.

July 17th, 2004
Hey! Disappearing for a long time is great fun! And you know the best thing? Today's update wasn't worth the wait! Hee! It's a review of Crocodile Dundee In Los Angeles, and the humour seems to have been misplaced.

July 9th, 2004
Jeff's two-part look at neglected video game characters continues. After reading it, you should go visit our store and buy some crap, so I can stop mentioning it in these updates.

July 6th, 2004
Another two-part article starts today, but unlike previous efforts (hint: mine) this one is good, mostly because it's written by Jeff. He takes a look at neglected video game characters. You should too!

July 4th, 2004
You Americans get to celebrate Independence Day today, letting off fireworks in recognition of the fact you booted the British out of the country. Thanks a bunch! My revenge: a review of The Patriot.

July 1st, 2004
Did you think June sucked? Glad July is here? Stop being so negative, thinking about nothing but "me, me, me," you selfish prick! Other people have problems, you know! Meanwhile, read my review of Super Size Me. EAT IT ALL!

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