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February 28th, 2004
It's the Oscars tomorrow, so you know what that means? Yeah! A bunch of people who get paid too much to feel good about themselves give each other awards for being so special. Also, it means a prediction article by me.

February 26th, 2004
Time for a new fake site! And more pointless exclamation marks! LTM Stage Productions is proud to reveal its first ever show, a musical all about the wacky gay marriage issue called My Fair Guy.

February 24th, 2004
Time to check in on how Sheriff Gringo's campaign to be elected President is going! Or, if you couldn't care less, this is the day known as "don't visit Listen To Me". Cue more self-mocking sentences!

February 22nd, 2004
Time for part two of my Herbie movie review spectacular. Also, a reminder to anyone who hasn't already done so to enter our fantabulous, craptastic contest to find the best and worst of the Internet.

February 19th, 2004
Today you get the first in a two-part series of reviews all about the Herbie series of movies. Yeah, that car with its own mind. Nothing but modern movies on this site!

February 16th, 2004
Jeff has written another fantabulous video game review, which you should all go and read right now! Also, I have four simple words for anyone I met on Saturday night: I am so sorry.

February 14th, 2004
Love is in the air thanks to a very special Valentine's Day One Panel Comic made by everyone's favourite cutie-pie Joe. Nostalgic types might also like to check out an old Spurt comic which proves love hurts.

February 12th, 2004
Lauren wrote something about some theory or something like that. Go read it if you want more details. In other unrelated news, all fatties out there should enter our competition and then buy a load of junk from our store.

February 10th, 2004
Checklist for today's update: (1) new Spurt comic? Yes, (2) more junk e-mails? Yes, (3) a sequel to The Enchanted Nemesis being worked on, with the working title of 2 Enchanted 2 Nemesis? WHAT!?!?!

February 7th, 2004
I've seen the movie Puppet Master V: The Final Chapter, but someone's been telling lies because it's not the last movie in the series. Who's been lying?! I bet it was Fredo. In fact, I know it was you, Fredo! You broke my heart!

February 5th, 2004
Are people really dumb enough to open up abnormally large e-mails from strangers with the subject "hi" or "hello", let alone click on the attachment(s)? They are? Great! Then they might be foolish enough to read my latest article!

February 3rd, 2004
ONE PANEL COMIC! ONE PANEL COMIC! GO SEE IT NOW! Also, anyone living in states that hold primaries today, please go and vote for Wesley Clark, or I will make you read every article on this site. It's not an idle threat.


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