March 31st, 2004
Well, the website has finally died. The short story is that a hard drive crash and no backups is to blame. A longer, more whimsical version can be found here. And no, this isn't some "wacky" early April Fool's Day joke. I am such a dumb fuck.

March 29th, 2004
The high-quality, rarely-updated section devoted to one-off LTM Comics has been graced with a new addition thanks to Joe and his latest magical creation, Slutattack!

March 27th, 2004
Guest review time! Some guy called Kris e-mailed me with a rather bizarre article. All I know is that the thing mentions eggs and pirates, so it can't be all that bad. Can it?

March 25th, 2004
A new Spurt comic by Joe! Hooray! And brand new items in the LTM Store! Less hooray! Spend your money generously by clicking on this underlined piece of text right here.

March 23rd, 2004
Joe has reviewed the LucasArts adventure game Sam & Max Hit The Road. Step inside today's article (using your Internet feet) to read a devastating account of the trauma in his teenage years.

March 21st, 2004
Another Gringo for President site update. Joy. Also, can anyone who has seen the movie Ninja Academy please get in touch to take part in a special, magic, super, fun-fun project. Admit your sins by contacting me.

March 19th, 2004
Hey, I sure am getting lousy at this whole updating thing! To make up for it, you get another UnFunny comic by Jeff. Oh, and for those loons who have e-mailed me this week, I promise to reply. Soon.

March 14th, 2004
The excuse for not updating since March 7th? Laziness! Embrace it! To welcome you back after an extended vacation (see, I can be American too) Joe has written a rant about Verizon. Yes.

March 7th, 2004
Fresh UnFunny called Miracle Cure! Also, for all you fatties on the Atkins diet and things like that, wondering what the miracle cure for being tubby is, I'll tell you. Try exercising and not eating so much, you greedy fucks!

March 5th, 2004
Lauren has been complaining that I don't upload his reviews for months after he's sent them. You know something? He's right! To make up for it (ever so slightly), you can now read his take on the game Bible Adventures.

March 3rd, 2004
Anyone remember guest writer ShootTheWeasel? No? Well start celebrating, because he's back! Except this time he wants to be known simply as Weasel. Quite. Anyway, he reviewed that Outkast album. Kind of.

March 1st, 2004
Okay, so my Oscar predictions were wrong and once again Uncle Academy proved he's an ass by not giving the awards to the most deserving nominees. Anyway, fresh Powerpuff joy from Joe today.

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