April 29th, 2004
More movie reviews! Today you get two for the price of one, as Joe mashes the two volumes of Kill Bill into one magical review. Also, go write something at our forum, because no-one else does.

April 27th, 2004
It's about time for another Darth Phenom review, because all you lovely readers admire him so much. He's reviewed the movie American Outlaws, which has the rather apt tagline, "Bad Is Good Again". Quite.

April 25th, 2004
A brand new One Panel Comic, just for you! Well, okay, it's not brand new. In fact, it's a few months old, I just haven't uploaded it until now, but I...STOP QUESTIONING ME, YOU FUCK!

April 22nd, 2004
You can read a review of some Disney animated movies which I've just finished. Meanwhile, we are going to play a fun game. It's called, 'Who is your daddy, and what does he do?'

April 20th, 2004
I agree strongly with Joe that this may be quite literally the best thing I have ever seen. Also, today you get some unfunny update about a cartoon character running for President.

April 18th, 2004
Where can you find the latest Powerpuff Girls comic by Joe? On this website! Where can you learn to fly, play in sports and skin dive, study oceanography? In the Navy!

April 16th, 2004
Apparently, there's some new movie in the US called Hellboy which Lauren has reviewed. Be thankful, it was either his review or another Gringo For President update. Hint: you'll get that later this month.

April 14th, 2004
Darth Phenom returns from Camp Need-A-Funny with a review of The Ring. Also, I thought of a song about this site's store. It goes like this: "Visit our store, you fat lesbian whore". That's pretty much it at the moment. Hint: go to our store.

April 12th, 2004
More UnFunny from Jeff. Also, remember that 100 Best & Worst Websites...Ever! thing? I swear I will go through the results soon. Or whenever I have a couple of hours with nothing to fill my empty existence. Like, anytime. Angst!

April 10th, 2004
Today you get a review of the PC game Tropico. Sure, it's a few years old, but, um, oh fuck it, I can't be bothered to think of anything 'hilarious' to write here. Just read the review. Or die!

April 8th, 2004
Weasel has returned to review a show called Everwood. Want to know if there are more of his articles on the way? In the words of Ahnold, I think dat duh only way dat you really keep it a secret is by not telling anyone.

April 5th, 2004
Ever played the Sierra games The Colonel's Bequest or The Dagger Of Amon Ra? No? Well I have, and now it's your turn to read my review of both of them. Do it! I am the law! I'm Detective John Kimble!!!

April 3rd, 2004
Now that the brief giggleburst of potentially losing this site is over and done with, it's time to return to normal service. If you can call Joe's Powerpuff comics normal. I don't. I call them SEXY.

April 1st, 2004
Well, thanks to sticking my hard drive in the freezer (sadly, I'm not joking) I managed to get it up and running for long enough to grab all the shitty articles. So ignore yesterday's post. And now, a movie review from Joe.

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