June 29th, 2004
Today you get the second part of the two-part review of all the Psycho movies. Wow, that was a poorly written sentence. Ah well, you'll just have to put up with it. I'm quite sure you can cope.
June 27th, 2004
You didn't ask for it, but today it starts regardless: a two-part review of every damn Psycho movie ever made, including the atrocious television movie Bates Motel. Scream now!
June 25th, 2004
Imagine you are a fatty and that today's One Panel Comic is a cream bun. Yes, it is that enticing to look at. But do not eat the comic (or bun) because you will get even fatter and die!
June 23rd, 2004
Two super-fun rare exclusives today! First of all, it's an update to the music section. Secondly, it's about a brand new song! You have Joe to thank for this very fine effort.
June 21st, 2004
Yet more dumb throwbacks to old articles for the last update of the week celebrating our third birthday. Remember the Five Worst...Ever! series? No? Neither do I. Regardless, it's back, and this time the focus is on Muppets.
June 20th, 2004
Due to overwhelming public demand - and the fact I forgot today's cartoon was made months ago but I was too lazy to upload it - you get yet more nostalgia with the return of Shockface and Rolleyes!
June 19th, 2004
To help celebrate this site's birthday week, Joe has taken out his easel and paints and created an artistic masterpiece. Well, okay, he just used MS Paint for one minute, but it's the thought that counts.
June 18th, 2004
About as welcome as the kiddy-fiddling uncle at his nephew's third birthday, along comes an update to the Sheriff Gringo For President website. Don't worry, there's another pretty picture coming tomorrow.
June 17th, 2004
Jeff has put his artistic skills to good use to help celebrate this site's third birthday. Go take a look! By the way, have I mentioned lately that we've got a store where you can a bunch of crap? Go take a look there too!
June 16th, 2004
More nostalgia during this celebratory week of updates. Remember Spurt? Well, today you get to see what may possibly be the last one ever. That is, unless Joe sends me some more.
June 15th, 2004
I'll skip the self-deprecating comments and get to the point: it's this site's third birthday today. For nostalgia, you get another Puppet Master movie article, because the first one in the series led to one of our very first reviews.
June 11th, 2004
Ever watch the television show The Critic? No? Then you smell. Real bad. You should read my review of this fine cartoon, which is now out to buy on three DVDs, containing every episode and a bunch of extras.
June 8th, 2004
I fell asleep watching the movie Gladiator. For that reason, I took a sleeping bag to a screening of Troy, expecting the same to happen. To my surprise, I stayed awake, so you get a review.
June 6th, 2004
Today, a new One Panel Comic. Also, rent Conan The Barbarian on DVD to hear the commentary track, on which Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes, "if you believe dat, you'd believe there are Richard Simmons juniors running around". Genius.
June 3rd, 2004
Lauren has seen some movie called Envy and has produced a fine review (featuring a drawing he made, all by himself) about it. Now the anxious public gets a chance to see Lauren's talent in action.
June 1st, 2004
A while ago I wrote an article about The Gap Band and a song they performed, called Ride The White Horse. Seems I got the wrong band. It was by a couple of people calling themselves Laid Back. Whoops! The new article is here.