Gringo's Twelfth Oscar Prediction Funfest

Best yearly Oscar coverage ever!!!!(?)

Gringo's Eleventh Oscar Prediction Funfest

More of the same, only worse.

The Worst New York Comic Con 2011 Coverage Possible - Day Two

Never was so much written about so little for so few to read.

The Worst New York Comic Con 2011 Coverage Possible - Day One

On the bright side, they all died with liberated nasal passages.

Paint It, Rebecca - The Collapse of Culture and the Pursuit of Tainted Fame

Everybody's lookin' forward to the DESTRUCTION OF SOCIETY.

Gringo's Tenth Oscar Prediction Funfest

Hopefully they'll cancel next year's Oscars.

Writing Day

Here's a corny-corn story I wrote. (It's a PDF that'll open in a new window. Mine's the first one.)

The Unfortunate Death of the Man of the Leftmost Mountain

Reading's for the birds but go read my story anyway. (It'll open in a new window.)

Scooby-Doo! Fruit Flavored Snacks

Taste the mystery!

Gringo's Ninth Oscar Prediction Funfest

Here we go again.

Javier: Reneg'day Angle

The animation may be choppy...but check out that LOINCLOTH.

Gringo's Eighth Oscar Prediction Funfest

Oh, for fuck's sake.

The Top 5 Most Overrated Internet Phenomenons...Ever!

Grammar sticklers take note: use of the plural "phenomenons" is permissible whence referencing more than three of something. However, regarding my use of "whence" here, well, I'm not entirely certain.

Joe's Best and Worst of 2008

Sort of avoids the fact that this is supposed to be one of the more depressing years we've had in recent American history. La la la!!!

Southern Xmas Shall Rise Again

I didn't realize it was a wrestler. Then I Googled it. Turns out it's a wrestler.

Ho-Ho-Hugs

Ho-ho-restraining order.

How to Use Satirical Guides in a Literal Sense

Lauren discusses his greatest achievement.

Why Is This Happening? - Fireproof in the Top 5 at the Box Office

Somehow I knew it was going to come back to the apocalypse. It always does.

Murder, She Wrote: A Vote for Murder

Vote this book out of office.

Treasure Island

Needs more Muppets

Clowning Around With VeeKay - #7

First Of May, All Clowns Birthday

Michelangelo's David - The Definitive Review

Yes, I made fun of the penis. I know it's not that creative.

Now That's News! - Goats!

Count how many times you see the goat's head.

Paul Gilligan

An interview with the creator of the comic Pooch Cafe.

Mardi Gras in the Moment

A pounding headache in 165 pages.

Gringo's Seventh Oscar Prediction Funfest

What?! No nomination for Daddy Day Camp? An outrage!

Marley & Me

Aww, he thinks he's people.

Clowning Around With VeeKay - #6

The Legend of the Wild Boy of Argentina.

LTM All Stars 2007 Extravaganza!

RuPaul turned us down. Seriously.