Nerds Rope
Review By: Joe

DUDE! Have you tried Nerds Ropes? They are some CRAZY SHIT!! You know the candy Nerds from Willy Wonka and his estranged family of Oompa Loompas? WELL! Here is what they did! They took Nerds and they stuck them all over a long piece of gummy candy AND IT IS CALLED NERDS ROPE!!

These things are like the most sweetest, sourest things ever! If your dentist knew you were eating these he'd be like "GET OUT OF HERE! I DON'T WANNA SEE YO FACE AGAIN!!" Then he slap you in the mouth! Your teeth would fly out because you've been eating too many NERDS ROPES. If you were diabetic and you took ONE BITE of one of these YOU WOULD DIE. You have been warned!

If you are not diabetic and you do not like your teeth but you like to eat candy, you should buy Nerds Ropes and EAT THEM! Willy Wonka will be like "YES YES MY PROFITS! YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR! I SAID GOOD DAY!" I hear you can get them in boxes of like 24. Now that is crazy. You could go on a sugar high, beating people in the face all day with ammunition like that. Try it!!

If you look at the package for a Nerds Rope, the word "Rope" is written in script and looks somewhat like "Rape." Nerds Rape. Don't let that discourage you from buying them though.

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